Get a physical printed version of this hilarious calendar.

Rewards:

When we sell 3 (yes, only 3) calendars, our three customers will each see $2 back in their wallet overnight, and when we sell 10, all 10 of you will get a total of $4 back in your wallet. After that, if we sell 50 calendars it would be phenomenal, and we’ll make sure everyone who has bought a calendar has a total of $5 back in their wallet. (PS: it costs $15 to print the calendar, so, we just want to see the profits go back to y’all.